From the ALL-AMERICAN SAGA OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH files

WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD BALD (like Sidney Fields in Abbott & Costello) FUNNY (not funny ha-ha, funny peculiar…ok…maybe a little ha-ha too…) CRAZY JUDGE…?

This guy makes Judge Ito look like Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes.

Let’s face it…Larry Seidlin is a nut.

Eccentric Florida Judge or Bronx, New York cabdriver escaped from the loony bin?

For some reason I get the feeling that any minute now the men in the white suits with the giant butterfly net are going to show up in the Broward Co. Courthouse & cart this character back to Cloud Cuckoo Land.

“The body’s mine! The body’s mine…Hoohoo…!”

Hoo is right. As in who gets cast in the role? Larry David is my first choice…Woody Allen directs…

Theatre of the Absurd lives!!!

[to be continued]