Tuesday, July 17, 2007


Hey! Wake up you dunderheaded yokels! You’re not paying attention!

Remember this one from Our Great Dear Leader?

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Welp, here’s the sequel, courtesy of Homeland Security Advisor Fran Townsend:

Q: Fran, I think a lot of Americans watching this will have two very simple questions: Where is Osama bin Laden? And why, nearly six years after the President said we would get him, dead or alive, do we not have him? How has he possibly eluded our grasp?

MS. TOWNSEND: Well, there is no question that we have put extraordinary resources against finding him.
COMMENT: And as Doctor Freud would maybe sorta like say: “Thanks for finally coming clean, youse goys…” And furthermore…Where is Focks Noise’s Big Bad Billy O’Reilly’s bucktoothed body-language babe when we really need her…?


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