POPE JOHN-PAUL RETURNS FROM THE DEAD TO SEE J.K. ROWLING’S PERKY LITTLE ENGLISH TITTIES

“I don’t have to be celibate anymore…Thank Satan…!”





















“Hi there, Pontiff…How’s it hangin’?…See ya later…!”

“Looks like he’s burning in Hell to me…”



“Your Holiness…Did you hear the one about Old Johnny-Paulie Popey and Mrs. Harry Potter...?”


“No, Mr. President…Ah ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…”