THE DAILY FLOOZY

George W. Bush Checks Into Rehab…With Amy Winehouse…!!!

To Amy

I want to see you nude
Wearing nothing but a snood

I want to see you weird
Wearing nothing but a beard

I want to see you off
I want to watch you cough

Don’t you hear what I’m tellin’
Don’t you know what I’m sellin’

Can’t you smell
What I’m smellin’ baby

Don’t you know
They’ll never stop me
From smellin’ you

-- GP

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